People, that couldn’t be further from the truth. Now, you might think this little rant of mine is the product of white guilt…that I am disassociating myself from my fellow Caucasians by “virtue signaling” to the rest of the world that I do not approve of naming your child Oaklyn. He will slash capital-gains taxes with impunity and have protestors deported for looking at him funny. If this pace keeps up, we WILL have a President Brayden within the next decade. I have been on the baby-name beat for the better portion of this decade, and lemme tell you, America: The problem is only getting worse. And perhaps nowhere is that gall more evident than in their continued desecration of the Social Security baby-name database. It’s 2018 and the whites are out here being whiter than ever: watching Young Sheldon, calling the cops on black people for ordering cake pops, listening to Florida Georgia Line, giving Bret Stephens paid work, and such and such. You don’t need me to tell you that white people are feeling overly emboldened these days.
